For the dad who didn’t plan on becoming a frontline tantrum specialist, yet somehow performs daily acts of heroism while being screamed at by someone under three feet tall. This tee salutes the brave operator who charges into meltdown zones with nothing but a half‑charged coffee and a questionable sense of optimism. Sure, the baby’s losing it, but you? You’re holding the line like a legend who definitely didn’t sign up for this… but here you are anyway.